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说男道女

男人没有一个好东西

婚后之爱

女人的聪明是装傻

锁住男人的“放蛊”

假戏真演

阿哥开始当绅士

我不嫁人碍着谁啦

夫妻相疑

恋爱也需要技术手段

爱情永远得折腾

劝你真正地失恋一次

逼着你谈***

怕老婆是打不过老婆吗

女人怒吼不当月亮

“小兔崽子们”谈恋爱

再谈“小兔崽子们”谈恋爱

推敲一下脸蛋的美

消耗体力的工作是恋爱

女人经常爱混蛋

玩弄式的伤害

大丈夫甘拜下风

张口闭口说讨厌

爱得恨不能咬一口

没有度量的男人

男女一样，活不到天亮

妙在“男女有别”

爱情多少钱一斤

命运莫测

死活就是不离婚

时尚男女

美之折腾

妻子和情人哪个重要

男人完美即完蛋

眼就爱得要死

***视战

漂亮热情的马达姆

***浪漫

漂亮有时不是件好事

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邓刚，原名马全理。当代作家（1945——）祖籍山东牟平。中国作协全国委员，辽宁省作协副主席，大连市作家协会主席。文学创作一级。著有长篇小说《白海参》《曲里拐弯》，中篇小说《迷人的海》，短篇小说《阵痛》《我叫威尔逊》等五百万字。其作品改编成影视剧本《站直▲，别

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我步入丛林，因为我希望生活得有意义，我希望活得深刻，吸取生命中所有精华。把非生命的一切都击溃，以免当我生命终结时，发现自己从来没有活过。

Keating whispered defiantly."I say-drive! One reads poetry because he is a member of the human race, and the human race is passion! Medicine,law,banking-these are necessary to sustain life.But poetry,romance,love,beauty?There are what we stay alive for!

I quote from Whitman:

"O me! O life! of the questi*** there recurring,

Of there endless trains of the faithless,

Of cities fill'd with the fooolish...

What good amid these,O me,O life!

Answer:

That you are here-That life exists and identity

That the powerful play goes on,and you may contribute a verse."

“Mr Keating?”Neil called after him."Sir ?O Captain!My Captain ?"Keating stopped and waited for the boys to catch up with him."What the Dead Poets Society,sir?"Neil asked.For a split second,Keating's face reddened."I was just looking in an old annual," Neil explained,"and...."

"Nothing wrong with research,"Keating said,regaining composure.

The boys waited for him to say more."But what was it?" Neil pressed .

Keatin looked around to make sure that no one was watching."A secret ***anization,"he almost whispered."I don't know how the present administration would look upon it,but I doubt the reaction would be favorable."His eyes scanned the compus as the boys held their breaths."Can you boys keep a secret?TThey nodded instantly."The Dead Poets Society was a society delicated to sucking the maro...

"To feel taller?"Charlie suggested.

"I stand on my desk to remind myself that we must c***tantly force ourselves to look at things differently.The world looks different from up here.If you don't believe it,stand up here and try it.All of you.Take turns."

Keating jumped off."All of the boys,"except for Tod Anderson,walked to the front of the room,and,a few at a time,took turns standing on Keating's desk.Keating strolled up and down the aisles expectantly as he watched them.

"If you're sure about something"he said as they slowly returned to their seat,"force yourself to think about it anothe***ay,even if you know it's wrong or silly.When you read,don't c***ider only what the author thinks,but take time to c***ide***hat you think.

"You must strive to find your own voice,boys,and the longer yo...

“Sit down now,boys,”Keating instructed when they reached the middle of the field."Devotees may argue that one game or sport is inherently better than another,"he said, pacing"For me,the most important thing in all sport is the way the other human beings can push us to excel.Plato,a gifted man like myself,once sad'Only the contest made me a poet, a sophist,an orator.'

"Then why are you eating with your left hand?"

The boys looked at each other.Knox spoke for the group."We thought it would be good to break old habits,Mr.Overstreet?"

"They perpetuate mechanical living ,sir,"Knox maintained."They limit your mind."

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早恋的要害在于发生在关键的学习求知阶段，犹如一列不按时刻表而提前开出站的火车，整个前程将不堪设想。

爱情是一种非常状态，而家庭却是正常状态，爱情是浪涛滚滚，家庭是平坦的沙滩，相爱的男女两人兴奋地从爱情的浪涛中游上来，到了家庭的沙滩上还做游泳状，那就有点精神不对头了。